It's late at night...1 o'clock or thereabouts. I was all engrossed watching "saw" on my PC and my friend who is a complete maniac and a severe pain in arse was wandering around me looking all grave and solemn. I just couldn't take much of his fretting,logged off my PC and thought of going for a conversation with this complete madman.
Here's a glimpse of the things we discussed....
me: What happened what are you so worried bout dude..!!
him: beep beep beep....nothing.
I wondered.. If there is zilch why the fuck didn't he let me get on with my movie?? why the fuck did he have to just hang around me giving me this "I wanna talk bout something" look.
me: as you wish dude..!!
him: no..I really have something to talk bout. I have few things on my mind that I wanted to discuss with someone.I hope you would be a bit considerate,listen to me...and not give me that derisive look of yours. And for god's sake no use of sarcasm.
Quite a good fielding indeed..!!
me: okay..buddy go ahead...!!
him: know what...I have sort of a crush on a gal.(And then comes a pause of a lifetime...)
me: Blimey...what on earth is wrong with you..it shows you are all normal.
him: No..nothin is all normal. It's about the gal I came across yesterday in college.
me: so...what's wrong with her?
him:No...there is nothing wrong with her...It's rather with me. I sort of like her but have not been able to work up enough courage to reveal it to her. Tell me how should I do it? You have been quite an expert at such stuffs.
me:Expert?? anyway..!!
Come on..!! Be a man ..!!
him: Why??
me: uff...I mean it's simple...go and propose her. If it's a yes...good for you..and if no...good for the gal. Anyhow...It would be good either for you or for her.
him: beep beep beep...Don't you say that. I guess you are right ..I would all do it tomorrow.
God knows what got into him ,he sort of got all excited and got to his bed and I wonder if I had really done something magical or what or my words were so efficacious that they acted the moment they were out.
Anyway...I switched back to my movie and said nothing much as per the conditions laid down in the beginning and thought what a prat he is..!!
Next day ,late in the night..this very friend of mine was all sort of smiling,grinning...and was busy with his cellphone...and It didn't take me much to fathom out...he's off again.
God save the gal.
