Following is a conversation with one of my friends. One of the “fast girls” I came across and hence took the liberty to...
X: so tell me, how do you rate girls?
Me: huh?
X: how do you know when they are 7 or 8 out of 10?
My mind - "Let's have some fun, shall we?"
Me: okay got it. If you can wear short skirts, a fairly-enough-revealing top and then turn me on, you are 7!
X: Then I am definitely not 7!
Me: Wait! If you can sport Victoria Secret and walk with wings on ramp, you are 8!
X: :O
go on go on!
Me: If you are Jessica Alba or Keeley hazell, you are 9!
X: :D
Me: And 10 is reserved for Greek goddesses with the power to exaggerate carnal pleasures. yeah that is it!
X: blink blink!
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